Where the hell is Ethan? Oh, he's just chillin' in Germany, Berlin if you want to be specific. I don't know
exactly what he's doing out there. I think he's just lazying about and not be productive, like not discovering chocolate
sno cones. For a while (if not still) he wasn't doing much, or not to my standards, so I requested that he go search
for a chocolate sno cone. Of course he didn't find one, most likely due to not looking for one. Lazy jerk.