Giving yourself tattoos makes you the coolest. You're probably wondering why. The reason is because they
always come out real crappy. How can someone expect to produce a good tattoo on their own? David Osgood started
one years ago when he was in jail for pushing his mom down the stairs. It was supposed to be a flame I think, but it
looked like a tear drop, or Wet Willy, that World Industries character. It was so crappy. Romero also has one
which he made in jail. It was a tattoo of a heart on his chest. I will give him credit that it was a pretty uniform
heart, except for the fact it looked like a mole because it was so damn small. So my conclusion is that homemade
tattoos are cool because you make them in jail.