Head locks are awesome because one can't get out of a head lock. You can squirm all you like, to try to get out,
and all you find yourself doing is getting your ear all red and torn up. I once wrastled Justin in our hall way and
he got me in this weird angled head lock, I was like upside down and I couldn't breath. That sly little bastard, I'll
get him! Another time Jay hit me with a belt so I retaliated with a flying knee through the hallway. He tried
to bail and he smashed his head off the doorway. He fell to fetal position and it immediately produced this huge ass
bump on his noodle. He showed me once he got up and I poked it to piss him off. I'm such a jerk.